Sunday, May 19, 2013

Clue #5

An Ode to Tooni

Her stomach hangs so lowly
That it acts much like a broom.
Her hairballs stain the carpet
And her sh*t can clear the room.

She doesn't like to play
And yet she hates when you ignore her.
She clearly loves you more.
Sometimes I swear, I just deplore her.

I guess she can be cute,
Like when she saves you on the floor.
Ready for your clue?
B*tch is starving.  Feed her more.